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wolfwithafoxtail:

People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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shiporsink:

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

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ethelreds:

ppl who think hans was the first disney case of a secretly evil handsome lover clearly don’t remember how paolo betrayed lizzie mcguire

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moriartyisaprincess:

mu5icliz:

50shadesoffrey:

fatkidinmath:

letsjustpretendimhot:

what if you could hear boners

like a text notification

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If i did not watch this show, it would look like sexual tension between three men

if you did watch the show, it would look like sexual tension between three men

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chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

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azaleatovvn:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

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spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

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spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

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thesassylorax:

feferi:

yesterday me and another girl were explaining that most americans don’t have kettles in their kitchens to a british woman who runs a tea shop and she said “well how do you make your tea, then?” and the other girl admitted that she mostly uses the microwave and the woman clutched her  hand over her heart and sat down in shock 

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Barbarians.

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