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cardaughter:

guinea pigs are just hairy baked potatoes

(via fueledbyalltimelow)

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(Source: ttity, via musicaddict-21)

shitshilarious:

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

this truth cuts deep

(via tyleroakley)

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kingdom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

(via maydayparadeghosts)

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

(Source: flourei, via paintmyspiritgolden)

Entire DW Fandom:WHO THE FUCK IS THIS MARY POPPINS WANNA BE BITCH

mykingdomscome:

But the important question is: is Clara going to be back in time for her date?

(via doctorwho)

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway, via maydayparadeghosts)

screamameme:

I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.

(via perksofbeingfunny)

october 31st:SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st:JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

(via wilwheaton)

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

(Source: jitterpug, via officialalltimelow)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via dontfeelsorryforyou)

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

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