marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
I feel the need to sing the instrumentals of a song as much as I feel the need to sing the lyrics.
And none for Leonardo DiCaprio,bye.
When will this madness stop
When Leo wins an Oscar.
Reblogging for old times’ sake because I have a feeling these jokes end soon
the oscars are tonight everyone *prayer circle*
|jennifer lawrence:||falls on red carpet|
|tumblr:||OH MY GOD YES SHES ONE OF US SHES SO REAL SHE TRIPS JUST LIKE I DO ON THE WAY TO HOMEROOM SHES JUST LIKE ONE OF US AND SHE EAT BREAD WE EAT BREAD SHE REAL|
"Ready for the oscars" more like ready for tumblr to go apeshit no matter if Leo wins or not