When all of us on tumblr die, we will be these ghosts
*cracks up laughing*
i think i missed that part in my childhood where i was supposed to have a cute boy as my best friend growing up and then we would end up falling in love i want a do over
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
|first joined tumblr:||woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits|
|me now:||woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits|
I named my Christmas tree Augustus Waters because it lit up like him.
who gave you the right
‘Going to bed’ means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile blogging in the dark
HOW DO PPL JUST GET CONTINUOUS ANONS THROUGHOUT THE DAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND IS THERE SOME KIND OF TUTORIAL OR CHEAT CODE THAT I DON’T KNOW
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?