is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying
Omg it’s in words
You know… There are some days where I really feel like this could work; Like you and I are finally gonna get it right
Then there are days like today… Where I really wanna hike down Jack Barakat’s happy trail.
why am i not some musician’s cute girlfriend who takes pictures backstage at gigs and hangs around with the rest of his band and looks really fashionable and makes all his little fangirls jealous i hate everything
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”